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World’s Biggest Fart – The Hippo

The Hippopotamus is a giant in the animal kingdom and hold the dubious title of world’s most prolific farter!

I inspect vacant houses for the bank. This note tugs at my heart strings even more because I lost my job and house also.

I inspect vacant houses for the bank. This note tugs at my heart strings even more because I lost my job and house also.

I inspect vacant houses for the bank. This note tugs at my heart strings even more because I lost my job and house also.

I inspect vacant houses for the bank. This note tugs at my heart strings even more because I lost my job and house also.

Watch This Dog’s Adorable Apology After He Steals A Baby Girl’s Toy

Watch This Dog’s Adorable Apology After He Steals A Baby Girl’s Toy

What happened is, little Laura started crying after Charlie the beagle stole her toy.

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(This is what heartbreak looks like in its purest form).
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And Charlie felt really bad about it.
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(This is guilt in its purest form).

So Charlie brought her a tennis ball.
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And then he was like, “I can do more here. Let me make it right.”
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So he got her a Playstation controller too.
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And the toy he stole.
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And another doll.
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So Cute And So Incredibly Awkward. You’ve Got To See These Embarrassing Baby Pictures. (20 pics)

So Cute And So Incredibly Awkward. You’ve Got To See These Embarrassing Baby Pictures. (20 pics)

Parents will understand. Come picture day, your usually calm baby might suddenly be quite fussy. Your happy-go-lucky toddler gets a strange case of gas that makes her face contort. Or maybe your little boy decides to perform his very best Danny Devito…the list goes on. Whatever the case, sometimes portrait sessions don’t go as planned when you have little ones. It’s insane and there’s nothing…

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Fill up 100 water balloon under a minute

Fill up 100 water balloon under a minute

Forget potato salad, because there’s now a Kickstarter for a cause that actually demands attention: water balloon fights. Fill up 100 water balloon under a minute1 Josh Malone created these water balloons that can be filled up without having to tied or fill them one by one.
Fill up 100 water balloon under a minute2 Attach to a hose and fill
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Once full, turn water off and gently shake for the balloon to tie itself. Having eight kids gave Texas dad Josh Malone plenty of experience…

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23 People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You

23 People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You

1. Anyone leaving the beach looking like this: People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You1

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2. Anyone dancing next to campfires: People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You2

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3. Anyone who shouldn’t be playing with fireworks: People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You3

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4. And anyone too unlucky to be near them: People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You4

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5. Anyone taking a morning jog at the beach: People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You5

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6. Anyone too unlucky for water slides: People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You6

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7. And anyone who gets stuck in the mud: People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You7

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Brothers In Arms: Bank Job. Or: How To Get A Big Corporation’s Attention

Well, now, THIS is brilliant. And frankly a bit evil. Did I mention brilliant? Brothers In Arms: Bank Job.

He May Be Bigger, But This Athlete Is Reduced To Tears When His Older Brother Returns Home

After their father passed away, these two brothers formed a bond stronger than ever. When the oldest one returned home from duty overseas, their reunion proved just how strong a brother’s bond can be.

They Spotted This Beast Hanging On For Dear Life Under A Bridge. Just Wait Til You See This…

They Spotted This Beast Hanging On For Dear Life Under A Bridge. Just Wait Til You See This…

A bear in California was crossing the road when oncoming traffic spooked it making it climb over the guardrail. The bear somehow grabbed on to the support beams underneath, leaving it trapped 100 feet in the air. Afraid it would fall, Truckee animal control officer Robert Brooks and partners decided to help.

Scared and hanging on for its life, the bear was able to find a spot on the support beam.

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Rude Driver Gets What He Deserves… And It’s Hilarious!

One of my biggest pet peeves in life are inconsiderate drivers — like this kind of driver.